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In 2017 I resolve to

1. Buy new socks.

2. No, seriously, we buy socks in big packages and then they all wear out at the same time. WTF??? I resolve to find out why.

3. To write an Amish spy thriller.
Hannah Bontrager leaves her daed's farm in Lancaster, PA on her rumschpringe and meets Luke Tober, special agent and Englischer (or so he appears), who gets her entangled in a web of intrigue involving a boppli trafficking ring in Bavaria. What will the ordnung say about all this? Will Hannah have to leave her community for good and join the CIA with Luke? And if so, will the CIA let her keep wearing her kapp?

4. To use one of the several small kitchen appliances I've received as gifts over the years but which are still in their boxes.

5. To start a business to adapt medical assistive devices for the kinky market, for example, develop a CPAP that uses a gas mask instead of the regular masks.

6. To use this handy chart next year to create resolutions:


7. To never speak of past unfulfilled resolutions again. Or these, for that matter.

Comments

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maxauburn
Jan. 2nd, 2017 12:49 am (UTC)
Happy New Year!
songdogmi
Jan. 5th, 2017 07:53 pm (UTC)
Happy new year to you, too!
ogam
Jan. 2nd, 2017 01:44 am (UTC)
HUZZAH!
Smashing ideas, old chap. Simply capital.

Oh, and Hippie Nude Year!
songdogmi
Jan. 5th, 2017 07:54 pm (UTC)
Re: HUZZAH!
Happy nude deer to you too! :)
georgelicious
Jan. 2nd, 2017 05:08 am (UTC)
Brilliant!
songdogmi
Jan. 5th, 2017 08:03 pm (UTC)
Thanks :) I'm especially optimistic about the last one.
Happy new year!
kishenehn
Jan. 2nd, 2017 04:00 pm (UTC)
That resolution generator made my day. :)

Happy 2017!!
songdogmi
Jan. 5th, 2017 05:58 pm (UTC)
That resolution generator is spiffy. I should've started off using it and it would've taken a lot less time to write the post.

Happy 2017 to you too!
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